This girl tweets so much shade. Sorry that im good friends with your ex boyfriend

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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hillaryshutduffuckup:

i hate when people refuse to let me see their homework but also i hate when people ask if they can see my homework

holydrews:

fuck her right in the pussy

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b-i-eber:

can this guy break up with his girlfriend. I probably would be dating him if he was single :/

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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